About the Name…

I have a daughter we can call Rabbit Ears and a son we’ll call Hammer Down. Here’s a recent conversation:

Me: Yes, monkeys do too have red butts.
Hammer Down: No! Monkey’s don’t have red butts!
Me: Yes, they do.
Rabbit Ears: No they don’t!
Me: Rabbit Ears, everybody knows monkeys have red butts.
Rabbit Ears: Well everybody knows you’re unkind to monkeys!!

Comments (6) left to “About the Name…”

  1. Abby Hughes wrote:

    Shouldn’t your website have a theme? I mean, it’s so boring without a theme like formal, darkroom, comic book, etc. So when are you gonna improve this website? When you do, I think you should go to Seashore, draw pictures of angry monkeys saying “Jim Hughes is unkind to monkeys! People who are unkind to monkeys smell like poo!” and put those pictures on this website. You don’t have to, though. It’s just a suggestion. And I think it’ll be funny.
    Catch you later!
    -Abigail Dana Hughes

  2. Abby Hughes wrote:

    Angry Monkeys:Let us go on strike!
    Jim Hughes:MEPHILES! HELP ME!
    Mephiles:Ro-o-o-o-o-o-oa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ar!!!!!!!!!
    Angry Monkeys:We stink!
    Jim Hughes:I love Shadow!
    THE END!
    by Abby Hughes

  3. Abby Hughes wrote:

    Hey, dad! Did you win or lose at Tennis today? Or did you not play it today?
    -Abigail Hughes

  4. Abby Hughes wrote:

    YOUAREMISSINGSOMETHINGYOUAREMISSINGSOMETHINGYOUAREMISSINGSOMETHING-AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  5. Abby Hughes wrote:

    Dad, this site reminds me of going to that science museum we went to when I was in 3rd grade. By the way, can you tell me what theme this is for this webpage?
    From Abigail Dana Hughes

  6. Abigail Dana Hughes wrote:

    Dad, seriously, I need to know what the theme is for your website! Seriously! And I think you should add a theme to it. I think Darkroom will do best. Please tell me what it is first thing when you come home from work today, okay! Bye!!!!!!!
    -Abigail
    P.S. Do it or I’ll kick your butt.

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