About the Name…

I have a daughter we can call Rabbit Ears and a son we’ll call Hammer Down. Here’s a recent conversation:

Me: Yes, monkeys do too have red butts.
Hammer Down: No! Monkey’s don’t have red butts!
Me: Yes, they do.
Rabbit Ears: No they don’t!
Me: Rabbit Ears, everybody knows monkeys have red butts.
Rabbit Ears: Well everybody knows you’re unkind to monkeys!!